Friendly reminder that for the SPN season five premier, luciferiscoming trended worldwide, and P. Diddy freaked the fuck out and thought Satanists were coming onto Twitter, so he got the tag banned and trended godishere in response.
And then we have Katy:
But then theres Gaga:
gaga is just a whole other league
"If I hadn’t gone into acting, I would be a horse trainer or a tunnel digger or a swan."
does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder
if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
Just press play. You won’t regret it.
almost peed myself
I thought this was gonna be some moralistic whatsits about being fat or summat, but all it is is really fucking hilarious
Street harassment is not a compliment.
This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.
In honor of the two conflicting holidays
deciding i was pretty was the best thing that i ever did
one day i was just like
fuck this im pretty
and i was
this is inspirational
person: are you over bucky barnes yet
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB
NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE
NEED CAR FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR CAR
90% of my anxiety in a text post
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
those tags hit me hard good god